Archive - Parenting is a Joke Substack

Today My Husband Saved A Baby

and 5 WORDS that will make you feel GREAT

Jun 27, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

Wanna Teach Me How to Drive

Conquering a fear that started when I was 8

Jun 20, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

Every Birthday Has a Bounce House Now

Time for the Reptiles!

Jun 5, 2024 •

May 2024

OMG am I Sharenting?

Will my Son Be Deleting this in the Future

May 31, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

What's Wrong With Ice-Cream for Breakfast?

May We All Have the Metabolism of an 8-yr-old

May 23, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

What's Wrong With A Spoiled Kid

Have we changed our definition of what that even is?

May 15, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

The Robots Have Already Taken Over

Fighting It From Seat 23C

May 8, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

A Letter From A Pancake

There are still good people in the world, and their name is Lisa

May 1, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

April 2024

New Rules for Spring

This Parent Demands Change!

Apr 25, 2024 •

Julie Smith Clem

Get Your Kids Involved in Chores

Or Don’t, Whatever...

Apr 17, 2024 •

The Pursuit of Fun

Is That Even Realistic as a Parent?

Apr 10, 2024 •

Ophira Eisenberg

My Delusional List of Things To Do 72 Hours Before a Tropical Vacation

Then I can relax...right?

Apr 3, 2024 •

Julie Smith Clem

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